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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…
- Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on… Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I…