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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mangalomelon : hi. this is a backup account.

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mangalomelon's favorite FMLs

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 09/13/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by -___- (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61775) - you deserved it (4431)

On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

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