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Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML

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On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, mah dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasherhen his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, I Found Out Tat If U Wistle Cristmas Carols Wile Sitting In A Public Batroom, A Little Boy Migt Just Look Under Te Stall To See If Santa Is Pooping. FML

#19784207
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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bd!! When I pokd my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out an clawd me in the face!! Now I have a gash on my chin, an my son refuses to go anywhere near his bd!! FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today hila sitting on tha toilat, my phona pockat dialad my boss's call. Ha was in tha naxt stall. Ha answarad. FML

#18010067
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On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

2day I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled fir mah boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, Wile Buying Groceries, I Noticed Tat Te Lady In Front Of Me Ad Left A Box Beind. I Grabbed Te Box An Ran Out Te Door After Er. After Turning Around To Find Tree Employees Casing Me, I Noticed I Ad Just Stolen Te Donation Box.

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On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

I am 3 months pregnant . While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend fartd loudly and filld the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table . He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment . FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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