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About mandafager : I love the band Grizzly Bear, I read a lot, and find this generation's girls very annoying.
I've been told that I am too smart for my own good. Yay.
About my username: it's parts of my real name. For some odd reason, people started calling me "mandafager", and unfortunately, it stuck.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, mah boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." fat FML
Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again!! This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them!! It's over a page long!! I'm meant to be learning things from this woman!! FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML
Today , mah dad had a little too much to drink!! When he's that drunk , he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions!! He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs , and if I want to die!! I answered no to both of the questions , and he demanded to know why not!! FML
Today, I was chatting online with a guy I really like, when he used the word "irregardless." I couldn't help but mention how little sense it makes, since it's a combination of two words meaning roughly the same thing. He replied, "lol what? your stupid." Jesus Christ. FML
Friday 27 March 2015