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Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/18/2015 at 5:44am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
by tirf / 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm / Work
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 9:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML
by ehxtraordinarily pissed / 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love