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About mandacleary : cast your stones, cast your judgment, you don't make me who I am
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Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fre in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML
Today I decided to use mah mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling mah anger she told me looool to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Friday 27 March 2015