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Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (17275)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

#21216427
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56125) - you deserved it (5440)

On 07/21/2014 at 3:31pm - love - by badluck - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21639) - you deserved it (3821)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)



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