Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 06/02/2015 at 6:38am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About mamaflower : I'm a single mum to an adorable little girl

mamaflower's page activity

Visits<b>MrWorry</b> - yesterday at 2:41pm<b>hugoni2000</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:52am<b>sleepy_fires</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:06am<b>kaseycat</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:51pm<b>CheyMiichelle</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:56am<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:58am<b>Isandri</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:30pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:20pm<b>Muerteds</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:10pm<b>marigu</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:07pm<b>axmcgrathe</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:02pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:43pm<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 3:31pm<b>iSOLO</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:27pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:25pm<b>woobeee</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:54pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:25pm<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 4:51pm

Fucked!<b>sleepy_fires</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:06pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:58am<b>Isandri</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:30pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:42pm

mamaflower's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of mamaflower's badges

mamaflower's favorite FMLs

Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(

FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: