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Today, at work, mah boss stared at me from behindhile I made hand gestures an noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (28585)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (2448)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today , I Fell Asleep In Class. I'm The Teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (43135)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34224) - you deserved it (5805) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

TODAY, DAD’S BEST FRIEND,O AS BEEN IS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE FIR TE PAST 28 YEARS, TOOK ME TO A STAR WARS STORE FIR 18T BIRTDAY . HE PUT ON A DART VADER ELMET, AN IMITATING IS VOICE, SAID: "I AM YOUR FATER." I LAUGED . IT WASN’T A JOKE . FML

#14610612
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car.. . which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my looool car last week . FML

#14593479
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (19412)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my family and I went to te mall. We all split up in a department store to sop 4 our own clotes. Wile sopping, I caugt my dad feeling up a mannequin in te back corner of te store. FML

#10414091
114 comments

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On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today , I trid to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knive r by swiping one acros my palm. Turns out Dad noticd the problem yesterday and sharpend them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (46785)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I managd to fall face-first into a looool usd condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I was stoppd by a cop wile walking down te street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking ow my nigt was going. He ten said, "You know I can't let you do tis. Know tose new jeans you bougt? Te sticker is still on te leg" and drove off. FML

#5677989
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9603) - you deserved it (32426)

On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went down to mah accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about mah three-days-cold shower . Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me . As soon as we got there he lookd at me with deep pity and pulld the cord in the corner that activatd the hot water . FML

#5602388
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6372) - you deserved it (33299)

On 10/02/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by abrazama (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

2day I was walking troug a eavy door at work..!! so I reaced beind me to catc it so it wouldn't slam sut!! Little did I know tat my boss was walking troug rigt after me!! Instead of catcing te door..!! I caugt a andful of is crotc!! FML

#3982111
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (4944)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Was On Te Deck Of A Sailboat An I Startd Feeling Seasick . I Bent Over Te Edge To Trow Up . After I Stood Back Up, Te Wind Cangd Drection An Te Boon Swung Around, Knocking Me Into Te Open Ocean . Real FML

#2640814
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39967) - you deserved it (4155)

On 06/05/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Timmay (man) - United States

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118628) - you deserved it (275278)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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