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  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Visits<b>vikky538</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 3:28pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 6:34pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 6:49pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 6:04pm<b>kerstileann</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 5:12pm

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Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

by bubblewrap / 10/20/2015 at 6:13am / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

by no I've never asked for anal / 09/20/2015 at 9:44am / United States (New York) / Intimacy