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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 632
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About makaramiracles : Hallo! I don't really like my name, but ya can call me Ryuu. I'm lame.
I like a lot of things, but my mains would be....
+ Anime/Manga
+ Superwholock
+ Homestuck
+ Star Trek
+ Fall Out Boy
+ Panic! at the Disco
+ My Chemical Romance
+ Gerard Way
+ Almost anything tbh!! uwu

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I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (4262)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger drectly at mah face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43497) - you deserved it (3954)

On 06/04/2014 at 1:07am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah mom bitched me out fir not driving mah little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash mah tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (2405)

On 08/29/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by hope they slash you next, mom - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (54675) - you deserved it (13571)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. fat FML

Today, I admitted to my parents tat I'm a patological liar an I would like to go get elp . Tey didn't believe me, an told me stop making stuff up . FML

Taday I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (34827) - you deserved it (3135)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

Yesterday, I Usd A Rd-eye Removal Tool On One Of Mah Photos . I Quickly Realisd How Bad Mah Acne Is When The Software Couldn't Distinguish Between Mah Eyes And Cheeks . FML


I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (2546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 4:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I started a new blog that I've been planning fir weeks. So far , the only comments I've received r a dozen spam links , two people correcting my grammar , and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell fir calling the Pope a noob. FML

Taday I thought it would be funny to scare mah dad fir once, since he has scard me fir fun dozens of times . It would have been funny, had he not punchd me in the face . real FML


I agree, your life sucks (21600) - you deserved it (6634)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States

Yesterday, I showed off mah new tattoo to mah friends. Too bad it says ( Walk Earless ) now instead of ( Walk Fereless. ) That's looool right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13454) - you deserved it (27829)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk an won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31633) - you deserved it (3469)

On 10/29/2011 at 4:56am - love - by cai - United States

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