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Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML

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On 06/06/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Applejacks18 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML

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