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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4383
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About magaliwoodrock : My name is Maggie, I'm 21
I'm a college student
I've been a vegetarian for 10 years now,
and my favorite genre of music is progressive rock and edm

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Visits<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:43pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:53pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 6:27pm<b>guskta</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 5:41am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 6:43pm<b>399</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 4:32pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 4:00am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 11:57pm<b>taby448</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:17pm<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 12:23pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 4:54pm<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 6:11am<b>devsfunda</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 12:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 8:58am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 5:52pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 4:26am<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 4:16am<b>fastman19</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 6:42am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:41am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 4:25pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:00pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:23am<b>devsfunda</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 7:09pm<b>GuyOrange</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 6:39pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 5:32am<b>christian1509</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:10am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 2:19am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 12:07am<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 4:45pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 3:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 2:24pm<b>Soldierman</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 9:38am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 7:58am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 6:35am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 1:16am<b>A07</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 7:02pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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magaliwoodrock's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

by who_cares / 07/09/2015 at 7:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

by candy man / 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

by 919191 / 08/18/2014 at 9:26am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Kids

Today, I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse, but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. FML

by SirTalkaton / 08/03/2014 at 1:38pm / United States (California) / Geek

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

by Boulette / 06/23/2014 at 1:44am / Love

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

by oh god. / 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML

by randomusername99 / 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

by wondercat40 / 04/24/2014 at 5:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I joked to a client that every time I see his name, I start singing the song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He looked blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still looked blankly, but now also utterly horrified, as were the rest of the waiting room. FML

by banana_tree / 04/21/2014 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom / Work

Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML

by Motha / 04/09/2014 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

by Spooprfailed / 04/08/2014 at 1:32am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

by someone / 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

by please stop singing!!!! / 03/21/2014 at 7:59pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation