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Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36797) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training . ( Aim for the red! ) they looool would say to him . I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants . FML

#21381127
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (2367)

On 03/25/2015 at 2:26am - kids - by ILoveLamps (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today my mats class and I ad to sit troug a slidesow of potos of our teacer's cat!! Te cat's name is Mr Cat!! fat FML

#21376941
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (2498)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45842) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

#21362728
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (14)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to blackmail douchebag boss 4 a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

#21358578
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (57240)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my drinking problem became apparenthen my daughter asked 4 a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. mega FML

#21357563
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (34130)

On 02/16/2015 at 8:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today a police car hit my parked vehicle likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket fir 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML

#21357102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (2143)

On 02/16/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36872) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (5062)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

Today, My Girlfriand Wantad To Rolaplay As A Schoolgirl. I Was Axcitad, Until Wa Startad And Sha Askad Ma To Lick Har ( Vajayjay ). I Cringad So Hard, My Skull Practically Cavad In. I Broka Down Laughing Whila Trying To Axplain My Cringing. Now Sha's Pissad And I'm Blua-ballad. FML

#21355947
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (9202)

On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland



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