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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 367
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML


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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43783) - you deserved it (28055) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML


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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML


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On 12/25/2010 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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