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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (4833)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (4414)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

#19427377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31367) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:13am - misc - by Brianna Weltmire - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40387) - you deserved it (8391)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136448) - you deserved it (20342)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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