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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3328
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today , I decided to get back into shape. I went fir a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me fir myhole jog , mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32004) - you deserved it (3826)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

#17669700
137 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd in on my mom ranting on abouthat a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my looool cat. It's not the first time this has happend, either. FML

#17471195
107 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fre alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, an sprinted 4 the door. FML

#17424598
91 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I realized that since I started working full time... the only friend I have left is mah cat. Lonely and bored out of mah mind... I told him about mah day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. fat FML

#17298828
144 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (South Carolina)

Today..!! my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment!! Normally..!! I'd just get over his childish behavior..!! but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old!! FML

#17148653
128 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

#17131113
254 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , I updated my facebook status to , "Party at my ouse tis Friday. Like my status if u want to come." After about 3 ours I cecked back to discover tat te only persono'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

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177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (11359)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)



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