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madelinebriana

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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3836
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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madelinebriana's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (4716)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with my cat. Even then, she ignores me. FML

#18943699
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25222) - you deserved it (5477)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36605) - you deserved it (2783)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7977) - you deserved it (46447)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (6435)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (10072)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28945) - you deserved it (2126)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

#18763079
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (2238)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (3671)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (8451)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35648) - you deserved it (2430)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32378) - you deserved it (8050)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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