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madelinebriana

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4250
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About madelinebriana : I'm maddie :)

I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the ocean and being happy

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madelinebriana's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (35406)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19395) - you deserved it (32760)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28493) - you deserved it (6357)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26358) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (4557)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42085) - you deserved it (10305)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (3231)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32748) - you deserved it (3218)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33372) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33372) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

#19009363
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (6750)

On 02/06/2012 at 10:32am - misc - by haileypaige123 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30354) - you deserved it (4537)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25418) - you deserved it (4681)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40587) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States



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