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Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML
Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML
I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015