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Today.. . I Had Food Poisoning And Woke Up Early In The Morning To Vomit . My Mom Emailed All Of Teachers Saying That I Would Be Late To School Because Of "morning Sickness" . Thanks Mom . FML

#21347496
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:43pm - health - by Lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . I Had Food Poisoning And Woke Up Early In The Morning To Vomit . My Mom Emailed All Of Teachers Saying That I Would Be Late To School Because Of "morning Sickness" . Thanks Mom . FML

#21347496
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30020) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:43pm - health - by Lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked into house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and boyfriend holding dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34592) - you deserved it (3460)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Taday my cat decidd to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. mega FML

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (36639)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (66363)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I asked mah son to go to the grocery store across the street an pick up some lettuce. He sighed an said... "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

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On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45020)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

#20617044
160 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today , I told mah daughter that she should put some love into her cooking . She started kissing the ingredients . FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18445) - you deserved it (12786)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today , while playing with a lighter , I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off!! He responded by telling me he would burn off mine!! FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13682) - you deserved it (32876)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flrt with this guyhen mah mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

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On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

#1930454
215 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83264) - you deserved it (11003)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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