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by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm / Ireland (Donegal) / Love
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 11:20am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ambled / 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
by Dani / 11/28/2011 at 7:34am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
by MB / 11/28/2011 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love
by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing / 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Health
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by stinky skunk / 09/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by ddll / 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm / Singapore / Love
by TheKunitzShow14 / 08/10/2011 at 3:22am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy