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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
by twat / 01/23/2009 at 1:41am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
- Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I… Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush… Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited…
- Today is my one year wedding anniversary. All my husband got me was a king size reeses cup, I hate… Today, my boss's son told me that I'm too tall and that I'll never get married because no guy wants… Today, at work I made an error in till and now owe $50. pretty much all the money I earned today is…