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  • Town/Country : In your closet., America
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About maddiiee00 : All you need to know is that I'm a female residing on the planet Earth. And I like skyrim a lot.

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Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8045) - you deserved it (110796)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)



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