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About maddiiee00 : All you need to know is that I'm a female residing on the planet Earth. And I like skyrim a lot.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
Friday 3 July 2015