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About maddiiee00 : All you need to know is that I'm a female residing on the planet Earth. And I like skyrim a lot.

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Today... my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said wit a smrk... "A little clotes-mindd... r we?" looool He slappd me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51315) - you deserved it (11129)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Husband Thought It Would Be Acceptable To Watch Breaking Bad On Netflix With Mah 4-year-old In The Room. What Happened To Be The Only Line He Picked Up? "Well Heil Hitler, Bitch!" I Found Out From His Preschool Teacher. Fat FML

#20865525
76 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134045)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm trapped in apartment . My new cat won't let me leave . Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses looool an tries to savage me . I'm own cat's bitch . FML

#20864719
165 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm - animals - by aherdofpigs - United States

TODAY... I HAD TO FINALLY ACCEPT THAT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDERHEN I CAUGHT MYSELF CHECKING FIR THE NUTRITION FACTS AND CALORIES ON MAH SHAMPOO. FML

#20864106
85 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)

2day I received an email from mah professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad . FML

#20864021
110 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 1:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Found Out That My Obese Son, Who Is On A Health-mandatd Diet An Exercise Plan, Gorges On Junk Food Whenever He Has The Chance. His Logic? "It Won't Make U Fatter If U Crap It Out." Real FML

#20863945
98 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today mah dad tore mah room apart fir the second time looking fir drug-making equipment!! His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad!! mega FML

#20863540
101 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

#20862871
230 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is cuz of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did u know?" I'm still sure if she's joking or not. mega FML

#20862659
55 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after I explaind to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless puttd some on my bakd potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then askd if I would like butter with it. FML

#20862628
125 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 12:40am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I want skinny-dipping with my friands. At ona point... I jokingly pointd out how ona of tham had tha smallast boobs of us all. Sha calmly got out of tha pond... drid harsalf... scoopd up our clothas and phonas... and drova off in har car. Tha cops sha calld arrivd soon aftar. FML

#20861665
298 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

today I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissd me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on mah lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML

#20860284
118 comments

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On 08/30/2013 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help 4 my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

#20860215
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (19145)

On 08/30/2013 at 10:44am - health - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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