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maddielovesniall
  • Town/Country : Boise Idaho, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About maddielovesniall : Well I'm a huge nerd.. I mean anime is my life! And I love Xbox, bacon, sleep, reddit, i funny, YouTube, and zombies!! :D I love to ride horses because you can get away from real life and all of the idiots. :P
"If you love a flower don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation." -osho
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Today, at the yacht club I work at a girl ordered a Portabella wrap. She asked for no cheese or veggies, just the Portabellas. After she got the sandwich and ate half of it, she sent it back saying she didn't know it had mushrooms in it. FML

#20840141
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41271) - you deserved it (2772)

On 08/16/2013 at 10:05am - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

#20835942
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45695) - you deserved it (16289)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML

#20835321
97 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:07pm - love - by hairless by death - United States (California)

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML

#20834558
72 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41971) - you deserved it (8039)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML



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