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madd_monnster
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 October 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me my bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7116) - you deserved it (51385)

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