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Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21435) - you deserved it (8519)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

today I gave mah friend condom since he didn't have any and he was planning on ( getting lucky. ) Little did I know he was planning on ( getting lucky ) with mah sister. big fat FML

#21378013
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (26)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , Ma Boyfriend Managed To Orgasm By Umping Ma Leg. I'm Beginning To Tink I Am Dating A Puppy. FML

#21363602
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

while talking with my ex..!! I mentiond I was depressd about turning 40!! He said he'd been depressd about turning 40 as well..!! until he startd screwing hot 20-somethings!! We were still togetherhen he turnd 40!! FML

#21357283
59 comments

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On 02/16/2015 at 11:39am - intimacy - by notdaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse,hile walking past he said , "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I found out that , due to the walls at uni dorm being ridiculously thin , entire flat overhered me loose virginity!! Spanking and all!! FML

#21344108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27491) - you deserved it (8323)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND'S DAD CALLED ME A WHORE AND SAID I'M TRYING TO USE HIS SON AND "STEAL" HIS VIRGINITY FOR MY OWN NEEDS. MY BOYFRIEND HAS HAD SEX WITH OVER 10 GIRLS AND I'M A VIRGIN. FML

#21339329
98 comments

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On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today , I Askd Te Girl I Sort Of Like As We Were Leaving Class Ow Er Day Was Going So Far. Se Said , 'Great. Don't Ruin It.' Real FML

#21333389
69 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

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On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - about complicatd romantic situation pileup of work or even relationship with father. No I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML

#21327341
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23385) - you deserved it (4175)

On 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm - health - by insomniacap (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my wife startd a 24 hour urine collection as directd by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggestd I ( look under the piss jug. ) FML



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