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Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39791) - you deserved it (25243)

On 07/21/2014 at 1:14pm - misc - by surfer - United States (New York)

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40693) - you deserved it (11919)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7187) - you deserved it (32123)

On 03/31/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by whatnow - United States (Indiana)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (4669)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29469) - you deserved it (17384)

On 09/05/2009 at 3:22am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by hatesurf (man) - Peru (Lima)

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML


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On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

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