About macmallard : Love horror movies, watching and playing sports, and I'm a Night Owl, I love the night.
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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm… Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my… Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he…