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About mLove395 : I'm 16, a huge Tim Burton fan and I like all types of music. I'm pretty nerdy and I love to play video games, watch anime, draw, and read. I'm a potterhead, a whovian, I love supernatural and many other fandoms. Anything else I guess you'll just have to ask. :)

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Today, Mah Teenage Daughter Found Out That She's Pregnant, But Insist She's Still A Virgin . Who Does She Think Knockd Her Up? God? Fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54961) - you deserved it (7221)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet cuz my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

Today, I got to spend all of my time scrubbing poop off the walls and carpet cuz my 2-year-old decided he wanted to 'paint mama a picture.' FML

TODAY, A CUSTOMAR TRAATAND TO COMA BACK LATAR AND SOOT TA WOLA PLACA UP. WY? I DIDN'T GIVA IM A DISCOUNT ON IS BAAR. MY BOSS'S RAACTION WAN I CALLD TA POLICA: "WY DIDN'T U GIVA IM TA DISCOUNT?!" LAST WAAK A BITCD MA OUT FIR LATTING A GRL OFF FIR BAING A FAW CANTS SORT ON ARS. FML

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On 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm - work - by eat my fucking ass, boss (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today one of the special needs teens I work with confessd his love for me. It was cute until he puttd his erection on mah leg and attemptd to hump me. FML

Taday I Decided To Introduce Mah Boyfriend To Mah Parents. My Dad Just Looked Him Dead In The Eyes And Said, ( How Much Did She Pay You? I Doubt It Was Enough. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45737) - you deserved it (3469)

On 06/13/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today I talked to my boyfriend's dad 4 the frst time. One of the frst things that he said to me was "So I hear you're a screamer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (6730)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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