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m1grannd
  • Town/Country : miami, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About m1grannd : I like to snowboard, skateboard, rock climb, spelunking, and play Xbox. I would like to learn how to surf someday.

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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

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