About lysx84 : I try to see some good in everyone, this usually just involves ignoring bawbaggery of varying degrees. Everyone is an idiot at something, let's just get over it.
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lysx84's favorite FMLs
by notyourmummy / 11/12/2015 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Isle of Wight) / Intimacy
by Its_Sinon / 11/12/2015 at 3:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
by Sarah / 01/26/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OhLovely / 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML
by jcedarholm / 09/13/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 1:00am / United States / Love
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