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lymyabean
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About lymyabean : I like chicken nuggets. Feel free to message me or kik me if you wanna talk! Username is lymyabean

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Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84140) - you deserved it (6912)

On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, feeling te need to spice tings up in our sex life, I dressed up in ma usband's navy uniform jacket, at, and a pair of eels. Wen e came into te room, e took one look at me and started lauging uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55575) - you deserved it (16868)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

#20667353
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52052) - you deserved it (8943)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79756) - you deserved it (5501)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Yesterday,hile I was out shopping , a farly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me an accused me of ogling her , saying , "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later , she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it an apologizing. FML

#20658454
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36533) - you deserved it (13168)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by walmart: first time, last time (man) - United States

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99696) - you deserved it (5435)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)



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