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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About lyke : I'm a hot lesbian slut

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lyke's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57038) - you deserved it (9050)

On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36516) - you deserved it (4253)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:09am - misc - by Username - Singapore

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