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Today , I played a game of Monopoly wit ma friends!! Since I'm of Greek origin , tey tougt it would be funny to make me start wit a €100,000 debt!! FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (5080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today... my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

#20127336
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10643) - you deserved it (17475)

On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

Today, Someone Brought Cake To Class. Trying To Get Some Attention From The Guy I Have A Crush On, I Askd If He Wantd My Piece Of Cake. He Acceptd It, And Then Offerd It To Another Girl. FML

#20077941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23517) - you deserved it (4230)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3745)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday Mah Mom And I Somehow Got Into A Serious Argument Over The Ethics Of Capturing And Training Pokémon. FML

#19910380
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18753) - you deserved it (6739)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, wat started as ma mom calling ma grandma fir a recipe turned into tem discussing te pilosopical reason beind ma baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And ere I tougt I just liked te smell of baked goods. FML

#19892549
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18450) - you deserved it (1684)

On 07/04/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by Shortcake (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, while landscaping mah backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think mah future children are already filing fir parental abuse. FML

#19508765
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (4020)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States

Today, I was talking about pobias an anxiety disorders in psycology class. I nerely ad a panic attack because I was worried tat someone migt realize I suffer from tem. real FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22014) - you deserved it (3611)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, I was locked out of mah house an had to pee. I waited an hour for mah boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand confassad to ma that ha purposaly makas ma angry, cuz whan I'm angry, I claan, an it savas him having to do looool it himsalf. FML

#18977119
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (5774)

On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I cummad homa with a friand to find mom scratching dad's butt with a fork . FML

#18754752
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

TODAY, I WOKE UP WITH SKITTLES SUPER GLUED TO MAH FOREHEAD. FML

#18561350
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (5607)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States



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