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About lydiaterry : Hi :) I'm Lydia, message me if you want, I'm friendly

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Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"

#20778979
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65645) - you deserved it (4904)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today , I got lost , and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well , because the next time I passed by , the police were waiting 4 me. FML

#20776976
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (3926)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's brthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian an I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML

#20773825
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On 07/10/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by mike - United States

Today... my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate... but because I was ( stealing her look. ) FML

#20769263
55 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
115 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

#20764588
118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay fir his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happen to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

#20733893
61 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

Today , mah daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying 4 her chemistry final. FML

#20733887
96 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that mah bird sitter has trained mah parrot tohisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice . FML

#20731669
98 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower . big fat FML

#20728960
119 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

Today at a family reunion mah visibly drunk grandparents hered about mah new boyfriend who is a cop. My gran askd if he ever made me feel lyk Rodney King in the bedroom. Then mah grandpa fresh off a DUI askd if mah boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
58 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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