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luxluxx
  • Town/Country : Lawrence, Kansas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 97
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About luxluxx : If you know me in real life there is a 95% chance I will be talking about Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, or Teen Wolf. I live on Tumblr so I guess I'm just your average fangirl. I spend a lot of time planning out cosplays I'll never be able to afford. I do actually have a social life and other activities though! I do the 200 m and long jump in track and I frequently do musical theater! Plus I'm kind of always listening to music (either Panic! At The Disco, Pierce the Veil, Queens of The Stone Age, Black Sabbath, or Fall Out Boy) Feel free to message me or whatever as I do enjoy talking to people!

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Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (4339)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (2747)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34316) - you deserved it (1973)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:06am - misc - by legotron (woman) - United States (California)

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here" He saw her. It's his daughter. She's a new-hire... running HR. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11361) - you deserved it (44019)

On 02/26/2009 at 3:07am - work - by bluecollar (man) - United States (Arizona)



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