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luxlarius
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9286
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About luxlarius : This app is dead... and I'm 14
Been on this app since 2012
-Cheef Keef
#Startedfromthebottomnowerehere

luxlarius's page activity

Visits<b>noelsom7</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:55am<b>hurtfeet</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:17pm<b>abv96</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:12pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:36pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:01am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>my_account_</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:26pm<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 3:47pm<b>XxFikzlovexX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:06pm<b>lil_miss_simran</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 3:41am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 11:41am<b>phuck19</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:04pm<b>brasiliano</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:00pm<b>Hans182</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 6:52am<b>Gauzy21</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:32pm<b>jillylamb</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:00pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:15am<b>Toutejulie</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 9:31pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:36am<b>omutine</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:34am<b>michouchoubou</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:54am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 5:21pm

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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luxlarius's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28880) - you deserved it (16241)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

#21439774
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26634) - you deserved it (1823)

On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (2788)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML

#21439546
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25554) - you deserved it (2215)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28121) - you deserved it (8530)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

#21438778
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22524) - you deserved it (1922)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm - kids - by momoftheyearedition - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML

#21438499
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (9622)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future". even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

#21438331
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25919) - you deserved it (1462)

On 07/08/2015 at 2:17am - misc - by WayToGoDaddyHo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML

#21438229
71 comments

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

#21437701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (2482)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:59pm - kids - by BlazefireSaber (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

#21437372
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (6613)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22094) - you deserved it (1519)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

#21436083
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27643) - you deserved it (2364)

On 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by okaydisarray (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34860) - you deserved it (1510)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)



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