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  • Town/Country : Peterborough, England
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About luvbeccaxxx : Hey I'm a very secretive person but don't mind answering your questions but I will ALWAYS say no to people asking me to talk dirty and for dirty pictures as I find that wrong but message me....
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Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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