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  • Town/Country : ottawa, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33501) - you deserved it (5187)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21462) - you deserved it (4622)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)



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