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Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
by chumpslolo / 07/25/2013 at 6:55am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
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