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lulubelles

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  • Town/Country : Brentwood, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1983 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2484
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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lulubelles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11875) - you deserved it (59304)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML

#5193582
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52535) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58996) - you deserved it (3269)

On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

#4488799
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106056) - you deserved it (5373)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

#4034101
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (25295)

On 07/25/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Mom (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident I blurted out "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

#2459641
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43939) - you deserved it (10124)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by yikes78 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

#710815
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103595) - you deserved it (17379)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the dentist. He asked me to lean my head closer to him so he could get a better look at my teeth. He was hard. FML

#481871
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107470) - you deserved it (6195)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by rmb131 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

#160581
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41963) - you deserved it (8540)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by doneanddone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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