Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lulinator

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

lulinator

32Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1240
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lulinator : Do you even lift?

lulinator's page activity

Visits<b>shanekicksass</b> - 6 hours ago<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - 10 hours ago<b>phoneaddict13</b> - 17 hours ago<b>nxnaku</b> - yesterday at 11:38pm<b>itssbeegee</b> - yesterday at 11:05pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - yesterday at 10:43pm<b>somethinstupd</b> - yesterday at 9:49pm<b>sunnyskys</b> - yesterday at 7:47pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - yesterday at 5:28pm<b>tsommer</b> - yesterday at 5:26pm<b>rabbi1010</b> - yesterday at 4:27pm<b>ana_lee_bonde</b> - yesterday at 4:03pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - yesterday at 3:41pm<b>KwtWaffles</b> - yesterday at 2:38pm<b>potnooodle</b> - yesterday at 2:29pm<b>Firstfox</b> - yesterday at 1:57pm<b>FleibenHolden</b> - yesterday at 1:46pm<b>kelseysking</b> - yesterday at 1:46pm

Liked!<b>garadan1</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 11:25pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:49pm<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:43am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:48am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 4:35am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:16am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:35pm<b>SexPot143</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:27pm<b>AfroCircusMan</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Theater_Chef_3</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:23pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 10:51am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:10am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:43pm<b>Johnnycake23</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:40am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 11:46pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:39pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:55pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 9:23pm

lulinator's FML badges

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of lulinator's badges

lulinator's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27000) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took wat I thought was a good selfie an I put it on Facebook!! Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This ishy I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (6944)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

today during a family game of ( Cards Against Humanity.!! !! ) I ad to explain to my momat queefing is !! FML

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower . He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears . FML

#21363816
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3) - you deserved it (4789)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a heavy make-out session, my boyfriend an I discovered his lips bruise really easily. This wouldn't be a problem except he's been telling people I hit him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21349595
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35293) - you deserved it (4166)

On 02/04/2015 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Grrrreat (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today I receivd a panickd email from one of mah university students on mah course on Russian history stating that he'd ( always thought Stalin was fake lyk the moon landing ). FML

#21346676
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25207) - you deserved it (1894)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Went To Work Wit A Great Attitude, Someting Tat Doesn't Appen Often. It Was Sortly Ruind After Some Lady Yelld At Me Cuz I Accidentally Sortd Er One Penny. Yep. One Single Penny. FML

#21344188
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23612) - you deserved it (3183)

On 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm - work - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to nagotiata with my husband so ha would bring ma toilat papar whila I was on tha john. His tarms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxer instead of my essay. FML

#21334385
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24731) - you deserved it (18823)

On 01/10/2015 at 9:35am - misc - by kb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me tat e gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip tan e does aving sex wit me . FML

#21333219
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/08/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

Today , one of my friends looool postd on Facebook saying if you're eld up at an ATM , putting yur PIN in backwards will alert te cops. I pointd out it's an urban legend , and askd ow it'd work if teir PIN was te same backwards. He drove over and beat te crap out of me. mega FML

#21332664
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34420) - you deserved it (5136)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, mah daughter was putting cloths in the drier when she yelled, ( Mom!! The drier won't start! ) I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, ( Oh. I didn't know that mattered. ) She's 15. FML

#21331580
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

yesterday I went to gater te laundry out of te dryer. My daugter ad seen ma wife put bleac in te waser, so se decided tat oney in te dryer would make te clots smell sweet. Se wasn't wrong, but now I ave a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

#21331413
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (2223)

On 01/05/2015 at 4:26pm - kids - by Synonymous_Rex - United States (California)

Today, I cummed back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub fir the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (2650)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: