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Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took wat I thought was a good selfie an I put it on Facebook!! Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This ishy I bomb people." FML
Today , one of my friends looool postd on Facebook saying if you're eld up at an ATM , putting yur PIN in backwards will alert te cops. I pointd out it's an urban legend , and askd ow it'd work if teir PIN was te same backwards. He drove over and beat te crap out of me. mega FML
Today, mah daughter was putting cloths in the drier when she yelled, ( Mom!! The drier won't start! ) I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, ( Oh. I didn't know that mattered. ) She's 15. FML
yesterday I went to gater te laundry out of te dryer. My daugter ad seen ma wife put bleac in te waser, so se decided tat oney in te dryer would make te clots smell sweet. Se wasn't wrong, but now I ave a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Friday 27 March 2015