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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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lukian's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (4788)

On 10/14/2014 at 9:06pm - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44064) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42990) - you deserved it (3884)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54299) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58763) - you deserved it (8625)

On 12/20/2013 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by zamwow (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45666) - you deserved it (16970)

On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure my awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out my mom had used them all wiping down her car. FML

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside my antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

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