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Today While Video Chatting With Grlfriend, Who Lives On The Other Side Of The Country, I Thought I'd Play A Song Fir Her On Guitar. The String Broke And Hit Me In The Face. I Burst Into Tears And Had To Hang Up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32918) - you deserved it (7563)

On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I unwrappd mah present and, to mah surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for mah truck . Apparently, mah parents r "Tird of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
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On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, Mah Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of A Bad Haircut . She Was The Oneho Cut Mah Hair . FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I gave mah girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Jon - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , mah mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and putted ointment on it. mega FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeakshen u move. Suddenly, my mom bustd in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I rippd my looool hands from my pants and turnd on my side; she walkd over and grabbd my hands to console me. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - intimacy - by dirtyhands (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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