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ludwigstein
  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ludwigstein : Well i was created on a hot summer day, the birds were singing and the sun shining. Bla bla bla bla blaa bla. Why are you reading this?

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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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