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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 November 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 843
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

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262 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, Mah Dad And A Construction Worker Were Having A Long Talk. I Hered The Door Slam, And Assumed That This Worker Had Left. So I Yelled Out "Hey Dad What Were You Talking About? Did You Talk Slowly So The Idiot Could Understand?" Turns Out Mah Dad Was The One Who Had Walked Out. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I was in tha gym, whan i noticad thraa trainars who workad thara staring at ma. Thinking that thay wara chacking ma out, i turnad tha spaad on tha traad mill highar. Finally ona of tha trainars cama ovar, an askad ma to laava until i got a sports bra that actually workad. FML

#209594
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On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally reunited wit a lot of old friend from scool. It was great to see everyone grown up and ear te stories. At te end we decided to ave a group poto fir old times sake. Tey asked me to take te picture. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally reunited wit a lot of old friend from scool. It was great to see everyone grown up and ear te stories. At te end we decided to ave a group poto fir old times sake. Tey asked me to take te picture. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me an started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked mehich high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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