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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 840
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30419) - you deserved it (4832)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (7340)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44335) - you deserved it (2658)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11767) - you deserved it (26622)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML

#12748631
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26486) - you deserved it (5274)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by devigsgirl (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19354) - you deserved it (12136)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML

#5851329
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (1882)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - work - by devakii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML

#5321781
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88457) - you deserved it (4404)

On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - intimacy - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

#4299524
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20735) - you deserved it (42102)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

#3608539
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40579) - you deserved it (8961)

On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54088) - you deserved it (8138)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277738) - you deserved it (17723)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

#1297315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62283) - you deserved it (8454)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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