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luckyliv
  • Town/Country : norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

#20131351
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16147) - you deserved it (43984)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

#20029971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14700) - you deserved it (2845)

On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23453) - you deserved it (2406)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

#19199662
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23756) - you deserved it (2121)

On 03/01/2012 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by imawesome - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37051) - you deserved it (322713)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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