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by lonely_island / 04/28/2014 at 5:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, after mowing my neighbor's lawn for 3 years for free without being asked to, he finally came out while I was in the middle of it. Expecting a "Thank you" or some cash, he instead said, "You missed a spot" and walked back inside. FML
by cyn1cal99 / 07/18/2013 at 10:27pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by naps aren't what they used to be / 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm / United States / Work
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by Kimberpoo / 03/14/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2013 at 3:02am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 9:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…