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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovezaya : Hai. How are yew?

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Visits<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 10:46am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 6:41pm<b>Nsswimmer</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 9:30pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 2:32pm<b>GetSomeM0</b> - the 04/29/2013 at 12:07am<b>HeyHeyFishFillet</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 8:29pm

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lovezaya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

by kprince / 05/08/2013 at 10:00am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Holidays

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Health

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy