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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lovezaya : Hai. How are yew?

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Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was riding my bike, my foot slipped and I did a slow speed-tumble over the top, ripping my balls wide open. Number of stitches: too many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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